You can often get more than a good bargain in Office’s sales. Although I can’t wear anything bigger than an inch heel (seriously, I fall over. Splat on the floor.) and nothing that doesn’t have an ankle strap (vertically, horizontally and dimensionally challenged. Basically I’m a shoe-spaz) it has never stopped me coveting beautiful shoes.
But who ever wants to pay full price? I’d always rather go for the slightly ugly £20 leather shoes than the amazing £300 ones. If you can’t make something work on the cheap, you wouldn’t be able to rock the expensive ones. And who wants boring shoes anyway? Who are you, Christine Bleakley?(Sorry, Christine. I actually think your slightly bland but functional dress sense has served you well. For instance, I do not have a footballer boyfriend. The joke is eternally on me.)
Enough chit chat! Let’s see some sale shoes!
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These have coins on. Coins! Try walking past the dole queue in these. Sizes 7 and 9 available.
These’ll make you look like a court jester. But what schmuck made that a bad thing?! Sizes 3-8 available
[Insert mandatory black shoes here] Available in sizes 3, 5, 8 & 9.
Ok, they’re not as snazzy as the others, but the Autumnal colours will still work and the mid-heel will stop you stacking it like Mr. Blobby did at Noel’s house party when he did too many jagerbombs. Available in sizes 3-8.
Woah! I see a PEACOCK FEATHER! This is Rio Carnival in a shoe! Available in sizes 3-9.