You could arge that it’s the wrong time of year to be buying t-shirts – all you can buy at the moment are coats and jumpers. But as I pointed out to the disgruntled sales assistant in New Look the other day, what are you wearing UNDER the jumper? (she gave me a funny look. Blatantly thought I was trying to get a gander up her top.)
I wear t-shirts ALL YEAR ROUND. And then I wear a leather jacket, or a woolly coat, or a hot-dog costume over the top. Thus, I believe t-shirts should be readily available all year. Why the hell not?
And so River Island have come to my rescue with a nice t-shirt. One word: Bling. Two words: Fifteen pounds. Two more words: Buy me.
This t-shirt reminds me of the work of Gilbert & George (for slow-burners, catch up on your art here.) Jewellery prints have been over-done of late but this amplified print almost seems to be taking the mickey out of itself. I like it. It’s almost self-deprecating. A t-shirt I feel I can relate to *sob*.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, or just think that I’m making less sense than Ronaldo presenting Loose Women, then shut up. Because I make plenty of sense. Sense is my middle name. Along with Logic, Sarcastic, and Pickle.
Buy this t-shirt. It’s a cloth of sense and wonder in a continually-darkening world.
£15. Available in sizes 6-18.