Bloody hell. Talk about all quiet on the Western Front. I’ve been off radar for a month, starting a new job and alienating myself from society. Overall, it’s been lovely.
For this, I apologise. But this also means that I have an absolute pig of a backlog of things to review. I’ve gone bananas with spending recently, so you can all rest easy safe in the knowledge that I will have plenty of things to babble on about in the coming weeks.
Pigs…bananas…radars… this post is thus far cliché-tastic, isn’t it?
May as well start as I mean to go on…
And so, just as Jim Davidson has somehow revived his stand-up career, I have risen from the ashes with a review of this wonderful jersey blazer from George at Asda. Isn’t it startling?!
Florals on a dark background are wonderful for us buxom sisters as they mute down an otherwise gut-busting pattern. The fact that the seflorals are bigger than-your-average-bear is also a plus – tiny patterns can sometimes make a curvier figure look like Godzilla on holiday. The jersey also means that no ironing/coat-hangering is required, and, trust me, it fits perfectly over the twins.
Overall, it’s comfy, stylish and loud – three of the most important things, I think you’ll agree. Oh, but wait, I hear something… It’s my bank manager, asking how many pennies this little number has cost me….
It’s only £14, kids.
That doesn’t even buy you a nice joint of beef these days.
Well, maybe not in Waitrose, anyway.
The blazers available in sizes 8-24, but, at the time of writing, it was selling as fast as Tulisa’s home video, so get yer skates on.
More reviews to come soon. Please stay tuned :)