Clements Ribeiro Swan Second Drop – It’s HERE!

So, you may remember Clements Ribeiro’s first collection for Evans.. .all pansies and matchsticks. Well, they’re back, readers!!!!! I think it’s fair to say that the idea of a designer collaboration for plus-sizers was more than well-received by the community. We bloomin’ loved the idea! And the morning that the first collection dropped, I remember […]

You’re trash!

Today I want to talk about Trashy Doll ( I’ve ordered a few things from them in the past, which have always been really cute and different. I think the thing I like about Trashy Doll is that it’s not afraid to have a sense of humour. Why should jewellery be bland?! How great is […]

Why, George, why??!

Why have George at Asda taken all of my money? It seems unfair. My paypal account was screaming at me not to, but I did it anyway. I’ve booked a holiday, you see. To the South of France. It’s hot, and apparently I melt like a snowman. The problem is, I don’t do sleeveless, either. […]

Evans Rant-O-Rama

I haven’t posted for a few days… I think my brain is still recovering from my six-pair shoe blow-out. That was a bit reckless, wasn’t it? But dammit – I look stylish! Anyway, my post today is going to be a bit of a rant, I’m afraid. A rant about our old friend, Evans. I’m not even […]

Clarks Shoe Blow-Out

It’s official. I am now poor. I have gone shoe mad. It’s a long and arduous story, which starts somewhere in the abyss of the high-street and involves a plucky yet surprisingly world-weary girl. Let us begin… I have great trouble finding the right shoes – I have wide flippers that are basically made of […]

Marks and Spencer’s ‘Plus’ Range

Since when did Marks and Spencer start doing a plus size range? They must not have included me in their memo. Thanks, arseholes! Anyway, brash offense aside, I’ve been perusing the digital realms of the new Plus range on Marks’ website. I have to say, given M&S’s target market, that I am pleasantly surprised. Plus […]

Pick of the Day: Walrus Necklace

Jewellery can get boring, can’t it? So many owl necklaces. So many bird earrings. So many armadillo bracelets. Ok, I made the last one up. But frankly, someone should make some armadillo bracelets. Between the lines, what I’m trying to say is that jewellery can get really samey. That’s why it’s nice to find a website […]