Why, George, why??!

Why have George at Asda taken all of my money? It seems unfair. My paypal account was screaming at me not to, but I did it anyway. I’ve booked a holiday, you see. To the South of France. It’s hot, and apparently I melt like a snowman. The problem is, I don’t do sleeveless, either. […]

And end to the Radio Silence

Bloody hell. Talk about all quiet on the Western Front. I’ve been off radar for a month, starting a new job and alienating myself from society. Overall, it’s been lovely. For this, I apologise. But this also means that I have an absolute pig of a backlog of things to review. I’ve gone bananas with […]

The tale of the Clements Ribeiro Matchstick trousers… and even more jewellery…

So I did end up getting the Clements Ribeiro trousers. Remember I said I would? I did it, bitches! But I ordered a 16 and an 18… I needn’t had bothered, because the waist was elasticated and would have fit anyway. So, the 16 was ok waist-wise, but they were baggy in the legs. Also, […]

Evans Rant-O-Rama

I haven’t posted for a few days… I think my brain is still recovering from my six-pair shoe blow-out. That was a bit reckless, wasn’t it? But dammit – I look stylish! Anyway, my post today is going to be a bit of a rant, I’m afraid. A rant about our old friend, Evans. I’m not even […]

Shopping Bonanza

Sorry for the radio silence, campers. In the last two or so weeks, I’ve had a life overhaul. I’ve gained a new job, lost a boyfriend, gained a new hair colour and dreamt that Ricky from Eastenders was my best friend. So, as you can see, I’ve been busy. My new hair colour, despite my disastrous application, […]

Pick of the day: Asos Lace Dress

Do you know what material I’m glad was invented? Lace. Not only does it look snazzy on dresses and is an acceptable way to have arms on a wedding dress (just ask K Middy) – it also keeps nosy neighbours from peering in and seeing you do your Davina workout DVD. Talk about adaptable! We’ve […]