The Neverending Search for the Perfect Christmas Dress

The title reads just like a fairy-tale doesn’t it? Well, it might as bloody well be. Finding a dress to wear to the work Christmas party is as about easy to find as a Dodo Cocktail. Believe it or not, I don’t want to spend £150 just so Jim from H.R. can spill red wine […]

Marks and Spencer’s ‘Plus’ Range

Since when did Marks and Spencer start doing a plus size range? They must not have included me in their memo. Thanks, arseholes! Anyway, brash offense aside, I’ve been perusing the digital realms of the new Plus range on Marks’ website. I have to say, given M&S’s target market, that I am pleasantly surprised. Plus […]

Shopping Bonanza

Sorry for the radio silence, campers. In the last two or so weeks, I’ve had a life overhaul. I’ve gained a new job, lost a boyfriend, gained a new hair colour and dreamt that Ricky from Eastenders was my best friend. So, as you can see, I’ve been busy. My new hair colour, despite my disastrous application, […]

Happy New Year!

In case you haven’t noticed, it’s a new year! I hope you all made me proud and welcomed it by getting blind drunk. I also hope that you wore some great outfits, and thought you looked amazing. And I especially hope that when you saw the photos the next day, you didn’t look quite as […]

SALE ALERT! Marks & Spencer’s are at it again…

SALE! SALE! Tell the townspeople! Get the pitchforks! Burn the witch! Phew. Got a bit excited there. Apologies. M&S have a sale on, by the way. Like the numpty that I am, I have missed most of the good stuff (i.e. the jeans) but there’s still a few gems in there. Take for instance, my […]

Style Steal: Marks & Spencers Fringed Leggings

Once in a while, something comes along that screams “You shouldn’t want me!!” For most people, this is Channel 4’s resident sexist, John McCririck. But today, this item is Marks & Spencer’s fringed leggings. No, wait, don’t turn away! Think how cool these will look with ankle boots, as per the picture of the skinny […]

What I bought yesterday….

I went bananas yesterday. I literally bought everything in the world. I bought THE world. And everyone in it. You all now belong to me. But whilst we wait for my first-in-command (who happens to be Hugh Jackman. You didn’t think I’d pick someone normal looking, did you?!) to come up with menial chores for you […]