The Neverending Search for the Perfect Christmas Dress

The title reads just like a fairy-tale doesn’t it? Well, it might as bloody well be. Finding a dress to wear to the work Christmas party is as about easy to find as a Dodo Cocktail. Believe it or not, I don’t want to spend £150 just so Jim from H.R. can spill red wine […]

Why, George, why??!

Why have George at Asda taken all of my money? It seems unfair. My paypal account was screaming at me not to, but I did it anyway. I’ve booked a holiday, you see. To the South of France. It’s hot, and apparently I melt like a snowman. The problem is, I don’t do sleeveless, either. […]

Rebel Without A Cause – New Look’s Bomber

I woke up one day and I thought, hey, I don’t think I look street enough. I live in South East London – loving fruit & veg markets and Nando’s isn’t enough to stop you getting shanked anymore. I need some clothes that make me look tough! I’m pretty sure my size is the only […]